we'd continue you to laugh at you behind your back.


what if an elephant stole all the apricots in the world?

He could shot the stones at us!!

Wat if we were all a brand of cereal??

I would be fruit loops!


What if everything was cheaper?

everything else would be more expensive to "save" the economy. which
already died aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeesssssss ago.



what if i was really a tree that was kicked by some idiots foot?

you would most likely laugh at the moron that kicked you *giggles evilly*

what if i was alive

i would cry. i likeses dead things a lotness. as long as they aren't my plants. that kinda sucks a lot.


what if our alpahbet was only as long as the Hawaiian alphabet (16 letters long)?

There would be a lot more geniuses in the world.


What if all the cows in the world suddenly died?

we'd have a lot more big macs to make!!!!!!


what if i cut off miy finger like the girl in the worksafe ad?

You'd scar a lot of people for life just like her...oh and urself.




What if chocolate didn't exist?

PMS would be unstoppable and take over the world.


what if i threw sixteen cheeseburgers at you and you died?

I'd haunt you everytime you had one.




What if trees could talk, what would they say?

"itchy leg! itchy leg!!!!!! can you get that for me?"


what if the lorax had never tried to speak for the trees?

trees would slap lorax in the face

what if what i just said wasn't random?

the world would be a better place:)

wat if i drank all the coca cola??

you would burp yourself dead...and if not, i would kill you for drinking my coca cola!


What if i drank all the diet lemon and lime mineral water?